REMAINING 2007 SCHEDULED EVENTS

May 25^th Larry’s Lahiff’s Holiday

• Golf Outing (Eagle Creek)

June 18^th Meeting – New Member Night

July 2^{nd Meeting}

July 6^th Larry’s Lahiff’s Holiday

• Golf Outing (Eagle Creek)

July 18^th WTC Golf League’s MID-YR

Aug 6^th Meeting

Aug 31^{st Larry’s Lahiff’s Holiday}

• Golf Outing (Eagle Creek)

Sept 17^th Meeting

Sept 22^{nd WTC Golf League’s EOY Outing}

Oct 1^{st Meeting}

Oct 15^th Mr/Mrs Westlake Reception

Nov 5^th Meeting

Nov 19^th 7-CARD STUD Fund Raiser

Nov 24^th Tree Lighting ??

Dec 3^rd Meeting

Dec 8^th Christmas Party ??

Dec 17^th Meeting

Dec xx Christmas Luncheon

MEETING NIGHT FOOD PERSON

June 4^th ???

June 18^th Mike Pandoli

July 2^{nd ???}

July 16^{th Chuck George}

Aug 6^{th Art Lerner}

Sept 3^{rd Ron Hollo}

Sept 17^{th Mike Aerni}

Oct 1^{st Pullman/Neverman}

Nov 5^{th Joe Beleski}

Dec 3^{rd ???}

Dec 17^{th ???}

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This is the May 2007 edition of the WESTLAKE TOWN CRIERS NEWLETTER.  Here are some highlights from the  past two meetings:

5/7/07

• The Town Criers increased its membership by one. Our new member is Jim Mueller. Please update your roster with the following information:

• Jim Mueller      Cathie           2007
• 2246 Johnstone Way
• Westlake, OH 44145
• Home:  440-892-0771
• Work:  440-382-1439
• Self Employed

• There were 21 members present, and Gary Wegryn’s name was drawn. Unfortunately for the rest of us, he was present and walked away with $47.

5/21/07

• The balance in our treasury is $10,676.44.
• We have been invited to participate in a FLAG raising ceremony at Pat O’Brien’s car dealership.  We have a chance to attract new members, and our President, John Lusardo, is looking for volunteers to work at a welcome table during the event.  If you’re interested contact John or show up at the next meeting (June 4^th) and sign-up.
• June 18^{th is new members’ night.  All members are encouraged to bring a guest.  Mike Pandoli will be cooking hamburgers on the grill. It should be a fun night.}
• Although not a WTC event, many of the Town Crier golfers just completed the annual West Virginia Golf Trip organized by Mr. Al Smith.  Once again most of the participants conducted themselves admirably.  However, there were a few who just don’t know how to act when so far from home. For their escapades Mr. John Meno and Mr. Bob Duale are this year’s co-winners of the HORSE’S ASS AWARD.  Good going men.
• There were 17 members present, and Rick Murtaugh’s name was drawn. Rick was present and walked away with $17.

2006 SMART ASS ANSWERS OF THE YEAR 

SMART ASS ANSWER #4 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. 
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" 
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." 
 

 
SMART ASS ANSWER #3 

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. 
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." 
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. 
 

 
SMART ASS ANSWER #2 
 

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. 
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.

The cop gets out of his car, walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,

"Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." 

 

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006 

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.  I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!”

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