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SCHEDULE of EVENTS
- Dec 15th Last Meeting of the Year
- Dec 29th Annual Christmas Luncheon – 1:00pm at Dover Gardens
- Jan 5th First Meeting of 2009
- Jan 19th Meeting
MEMBER’S CORNER
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- This is the last Newsletter for 2008.
- The membership would like to give a big thanks to Chuck George for providing food for all the meetings.
- Don’t forget your 2009 dues. Please provide your $40 to Tom Hirz. If you are mailing it please send it to:
- Westlake Town Criers
- Attn: Tom Hirz
- P.O. Box 45224
- Westlake, Ohio 44145
- If you are receiving this News Letter by mail, it means that I do not have an email address for you. In order to save time and money, please send your email address to me at richman273@wowway.com so that I can add it to database. THANK YOU.
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NOTES FROM THE PAST TWO MEETINGS
November 17th meeting:
- The TOWN CRIER MAN OF THE YEAR was announced. This year’s recipient was JIM WANG. Congratulations Jim. The award is well deserved.
- Tim White said that he will have the Reverse Raffle tickets to hand out at the next meeting. The cost $75.
- Kris Czinger has volunteered to sell the one winner side board tickets.
- Our membership stands at 67. One third of the membership is necessary for a quorum. There were only 19 members present (not enough for a quorum) so no official business was be conducted.
- The nominations and first reading of next year’s officers are scheduled to take place at the December 1st meeting.
- All members were reminded about the Tree Lighting and announcement of next year’s Mr. & Mrs. Westlake at Crocker Park on November 22nd.
December 1st meeting:
- Once again we did not have a quorum - only 17 members showed up.
- Only a hand full of members made it to the Tree Lighting.
- With no quorum, no action was taken on next year’s officers. It seems that apathy has set in since the members present couldn’t even come up with a slate of officers to present. We will try again next meeting.
- Since no first reading of officers took place, a motion was passed that keeps our current officers in place until new officers can be nominated and elected.
- Next year’s Mr. & Mrs. Westlake are Keith and Nancy Estes. Congratulations to Keith and Nancy.
- After some discussion concerning the possible venues for this year’s Christmas Party it was determined that there was very little interest in having the Party. Maybe next year things will be better.
- The TEXAS-HOLDEM fund raiser has been moved back to sometime in January. More information to follow.
- The annual Christmas Luncheon will be held on Monday, December 29th, at Dover Gardens. The festivities will start around 1:00 pm.
THE NEXT/LAST MEETING OF THE YEAR IS SCHEDULED FOR DECEMBER 15TH
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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