March 2009 Newsletter

SCHEDULE of EVENTS

Mar. 22nd		Texas-Holdem Tournament		Aug. 3rd		Meeting
Apr. 4th		Easter Egg Hunt		Aug. 17th		Meeting
Apr. 6th		Meeting		Sept. 21st		Meeting
Apr. 20th		Meeting		Oct. 5th		Meeting
May 4th		Meeting		Oct. 19th		MR.& Mrs. Westlake Reception
May 18th		Meeting		Nov. 2nd		Meeting
June 1st		Meeting		Nov. 16th		Meeting
June 15th		Meeting		Dec. 7th		Meeting
July 6th		Meeting		Dec. 21st		Meeting
July 20th		Meeting		Dec. 29th ?		Christmas Luncheon

MEMBER’S CORNER

If you are receiving this News Letter by mail, it means that I do not have an email address for you. In order to save time and money, please send your email address to me at richman273@wowway.com so that I can add it to database. THANK YOU.

The following is a list of the 2008 members that have not paid their dues as of the March 16^th meeting:

John Basch	Ron Hollo	Mike Mandato
Ron Cillian	Gordon Justen	Jim Mueller
Gary Eckert	Dan Kelley	Bruce Pullman
Henry Epp	Steve Kozyk	Gerry Pizzuli
Doug Foxx	Pat LaVecchia Sr.	Bob Renz
R. A. Heun	Art Lerner	Ted Vance
Jim Hofmann	John Lusardo

 

• If you are still interested in being a member of the Town Criers, please provide your $40 to Tom Hirz.  If you are mailing your check, please send it to:
• Westlake Town Criers
• Attn:  Tom Hirz
• P.O. Box 45224
• Westlake, Ohio 44145

It is my hope that sometime early in April, a new roster of all paid members will be distributed.

INFORMATION FROM THE PAST SEVERAL MEETINGS

Membership participation is still running low. So far, we have been lucky enough to have a quorum at the meetings.  Let’s all make an extra effort to attend the meetings.  For those that can’t live without watching “24”, the meeting are generally over by 8:30 giving you plenty of time to get home and watch the show.

The last several drawing winners were not present, namely Ivan Hofmann, Armen Asadourian and John Bellflower.  The pot continues to grow.

The Reverse Raffle was a success to the tune of nearly $8400.  A BIG THANK YOU goes out to the organizers, Nick Hillman, Tim White and Kris Czinger.  Check the balance sheet below for the details.

Sunday, March 22^nd, is the Texas-Holdem Tournament.  Volunteers are needed to help with this event.  If you can assist, please call or email Jim Wang. Jim’s number is 216-409-0114 and his email is JimWang@wowway.com

The Easter Egg Hunt will be held on April 4^th.  This event also needs a lot of help.  The flyer that is going out to the community is below.  Hope to see all the Town Criers lending a hand at this event. Please get their by noon.

The Town Crier golf league will start the season with practice rounds the last 2 Wednesdays in April.

JOKE OF THE MONTH

Tax Time

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.  The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What’s your occupation?”

"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

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